So during my flight to South Carolina this weekend, the dude across the aisle was watching movies on his massive Dell laptop. At first he was snorting at harmless Billy Bob Thornton turd Mr. Woodcock. A little bothersome, but no biggie.

But then Annoying Computer Guy put in We Own the Night, starring Eva Mendes and Joaquin Phoenix. Now I’m not sure what that flick is about, but I do know it has hot nook-nook in it. How do I know this? ‘Cause Annoying Computer Guy had the volume cranked and the humpathon showing on his IMAXian screen. Now listen, we know I’m no prude. We know I have issues. But Annoying Computer Guy was also breathing heavily through his nose like Seabiscuit and chomping loudly on snack mix, the horrific fiesta-smell of which was wafting over to me. So the whole combo (sex, snorting, fiesta snacks) totally freaked me out. I’ve always wondered who bought the nudie mags in airport gift shops. I mean, who reads Swank on the red-eye to Boston? The answer? I bet it’s Annoying Computer Guy.

Anyway, here are the CDs and DVDs that were waiting for me in my mailbox when I returned. Alas, We Own the Night was not in the pile. However, I can lend you The Osmonds: Live in Vegas.

Alan Jackson — Good Time
Ray Davies — Working Man’s Cafe
Lindsey Buckingham — Live at Bass Performance Hall (DVD)
Kathleen Edwards — Asking for Flowers
Shirley Bassey – Get the Party Started
Missy Higgins – On a Clear Night
The Lonely H – Hair
Lady Antebellum — Lady Antebellum (WATCH)