Ladies, the day you’ve long dreaded has finally arrived: Scott Baio has gotten hitched. The star of Charles in Charge and Scott Baio is 45 and Single (he actually turned 46 in September, so there’s another Hollywood myth shattered) wed longtime gal pal Renee Sloan on Saturday, according to People. E! Online reports the second season of the VH1 show will deal with the birth of Baio’s daughter, who was born last month, and his new marriage. Word is a camera crew was on hand to document Saturday’s nuptials for the show — so you know it was a classy affair.

So as to prevent any further confusion, The Juice* presents this handy clip ‘n’ save guide to Scott Baio’s age, marital status and name:

(Photo: ABC.)